THERE WAS A TIME when the great Lime ruled all the land. All was green and it was good. Nature sang in harmony, societies prospered. Yes, it was a good time, and things would have remained such forever, had it not been for, the uprising of the second citrus. Sure, grapefruits, oranges and other fruits were around. But they were happy to take their place in society. However, when the gods gave us lemons, things just went sour.
Lemon was unlike the other citruses, he wasn't satisfied to take his place in the natural order. He wanted to be on top; he wanted to be first. It should be LEMON then lime, he said. Lemon lead a campaign to capture the limes. His numbers were too great and unfortunately, Lemon was successful. Lemonade, Lemon/Lime, Lemon Cookies, Lemon Zest, Lemon Chicken he spread his name across the land with no regard for inclusion of his citrus brother Lime.
It was after this that Limes entered a very dark time. Cast off into obscurity and out of popularity. Left with little dignity, Lime was faced with a shattered culture and displaced identity. It was a Lime Diaspora.
But that all ends now. After years of conspiring underground and organizing a plan of action, Lime is ready to take back her glory. Lime is ready to shine, in the famous words of Nelson Limdela, "It's Lime Time!" The year is 2008 and with help from Lime's human sympathizers Tom and Emil, Pagelime is formed. Founded as a front facade for shadow group JOLT (Justice through Operation Lime Time) the Pagelime office functions as an The International Headquarters for Lime Action or TIHQLA (pronounced TE-Key-La).
Slowly but surely the Lime resistance is building. Through the guise of Pagelime user accounts, other Lime sympathizers are beginning to organize and collaborate with the Center of Operations at TIHQLA. With numbers growing every day, it is only a matter of time before JOLT will reach critical mass.
This is history in the making, Lime will rise again.